"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."

What my relationships have taught me. (via nobodylaughsanymoree)

(Source: lozzat, via twinning2)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
  • Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
  • Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

pinshekonsha:

I always wanted to be a mutant like the X-men but the closest I could get was being gay. 

(via pgay)